Salt is like Bourne, except lamer, and without the tension, no good story, but with Angelina Jolie. I suspect this movie would never have been made without Jolie. The thing I walked out with from this movie is that Russian agents still use shoes with knives in them, like in a James Bond movie from 1965.

Expendables is the product of 2 ancient action heroes, a couple of wannabes, cameos from people thinking they are too important, 12836 bullets, 791 dead soldiers, crappy story, and a meatball disguised as Sly Stallone. Why they don’t put subtitles on Stallone is a mystery, I kind of just guessed what he said the entire movie.

Inception is just a good movie! Not great, not bad, not mediocre, not OK, but Good! The concept of stealing stuff from dreams is intriguing, and the fact that they did not even try to explain the tech behind it was perfect. Imagine hearing a cheezy line ruining the movie like: We are aligning the frontal cortex delta waves with our cortex interface build on usb 3.0 tech … I would recommend seeing this one in the theatre as the effects are, well, cool!

Because I stopped using “snus” , a Swedish tobacco product, I have to keep myself preoccupied to avoid feeling the empty space under my lip.. Where the snus was.. Oh the times we had.. I should take out the family photo book.. Me and snus in France.. Me and snus in US.. Me and snus.. oh.. Where was I? probably right here!

I can see why the french strike allot, life in Nice is really hard

Again.. The thoughts dwell on the randomness of stuff! I cant seem to grasp the small “facts” of life.

1. Allspark always makes decepticons. I dont see why Optimus was searching for this thing when it did no good at all.

2. Human Centipede sucks! It’s not just disgusting, it doesn’t make sense at all.. No way to drink fluids make you dead in a couple of days.. Stupid germans

3. Yes sir! Ditching Tevez for Berbatov must have been the worst deal in this century. Tevez is blazing hot, and Berba is… say no more..

4. If the technology to make seedless melons exist, why not expand to citrus fruits? No fan of seeds!

5. Cola Zero == Cola Light ! No question about it, the taste is identical. One is for girls one is for boys.

6. Referees totally messed up this world cup.. I hate seeing offside goals, disallowed goals that were goals, stupid red cards.. time for tech to enter!

7. ninjas < pirates

8. Why does all lists have 5/10 points?

I have to admit.. I am planning my vacation too late.. Everything is super expensive now.. Any advice would be highly appreciated..

That was the coolest thing on tv this year

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Fail? Yes.. expensive car over night… no lock bolts on tires??

IKEA #fail(ing) to write that you need all kind of stuff to install a freakin shelf..

Facebook #fail(ing) to operate… hey.. excuse me mr. Zuckerberg.. the watch is RED!

Stoke #fail(ing) to play football

fail fail fail… facebook still weird.. im starting twittering again..

I am blank.. Every time I log on to my blog I go blank.. I think I have a blogging block in place! Oh I thought of something..

Was watching the new HBO series “the Pacific”. It is pretty good, although so far it is nothing compared to Band of Brothers. One thing bothers me though, the intro… What the frak is up with that? First the lame interviews, then the “previously on pacific”, followed by the unnatural long “look at me” intro. I took out my stopwatch and timed it. Before anything happens 6 minutes and 52 seconds passed on episode II. 7 minutes!?!? WTF!! ok.. bored again..

Autoexec.bat – the great companion of config.sys! Where you set your startup routine, load shit (spec. 4DOS) and make mayhem happen. Mouse.com anyone?